Meet Barry Handsome!

I have never sewn a thing in my life, which might be obvious from the terrifying thing I have created below. He is extremely large and lumpy, made of felt and stuffing. I made him for my friend who doesn't have a boyfriend, because I am the greatest friend ever. He currently resides in a southern California, I believe in a Disney business office. 

His feet creep me out the most. And yes, he is anatomically correct..

Before he grew out his beard

Even has a tattoo of my friend's name. Classy

My pattern pieces. I almost convinced myself I knew what I was doing!

The Half-Man

Lieutenant Dan, ice cream